Pun fun

July 15th, 2016

Did you hear about the man who’s left side was cut of? He’s all right now. Get it he is all right now.

Anyway that is called a pun. A pun is something  that you make into a joke so the word sounds different here’s another few.

have you ever tried to eat a clock? it is very time consuming.

yesterday I ate some food colouring the doctor says I’m ok but ever since I fell I’ve dyed a little inside!!!

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me!!!

I used to be a banker but I lost the interest.

I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but eventually it came back to me.

An experienced carpenter nailed it but the new one screwed everything up!!!

 

 


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