Puns

July 15th, 2016

It’s pointless to write with a broken pencil.= A pencil has a point on the end of it.

Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? It’s two tired.=It has two wheels.

If the red house is red and the blue house is blue what colour is the green house? It is glass because you put plants in it and you can watch the plants through the glass.

A fish with no eye is called a fsh. It is called a fsh because there is no eye as it disepeared.


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