Pun fun

July 15th, 2016

Did you hear about the man who’s left side was cut of? He’s all right now. Get it he is all right now.

Anyway that is called a pun. A pun is something  that you make into a joke so the word sounds different here’s another few.

have you ever tried to eat a clock? it is very time consuming.

yesterday I ate some food colouring the doctor says I’m ok but ever since I fell I’ve dyed a little inside!!!

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me!!!

I used to be a banker but I lost the interest.

I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but eventually it came back to me.

An experienced carpenter nailed it but the new one screwed everything up!!!

 

 

Did you know?

May 26th, 2016

Did you know?

Did you know the River Thames leads to the sea?

Did you know London is popular because of the shard, Big Ben?

Did you know Big Ben is 200 years old?

Did you know Big Ben is actually called Big Ben of the bell?

Did you know that Big Ben is attached to the Houses of Parliament ?

London attracts large numbers of visitors and tourists and can be an expensive place to visit.

However ther is still much you can do for free.

 

However there are loads of landmarks like the Shard ,Big Ben, London Eye , Gherkin, Cheese Grater and many others.

 

X bot poem

April 29th, 2016

My x bot has…

 

Eyes as crimson as bricks

A nose a flat as a Mirra’s glass

Ears as sensitive as a microphone

Legs as hard as a building being built harder

My X Bot is like…

Chucky crawling into your home

A thief following you

It’s as frightening as a Titan

And fierce as a ghosts

SO KIDS WATCH OUT !!!!!!!….

Gangsta Granny

November 30th, 2015

Yesterday we went on a school trip to a theatre to watch Gangsta Granny and it was very good you should of come!